You gonna eat that? Part 4

This week, we not only return to our look at weird food, but also to two particular foods that have been previously mentioned. These sites, however, take them to new and uncharted highs (or maybe lows). Enjoy.

Bringing Home the Bacon

Who doesn’t love bacon? Hell, I’ve been a vegetarian for 10 years and I still think of it fondly. Ok, granted, the guy who created bacon cereal could probably live without it for the foreseeable future, but everyone that I’ve ever met recognizes it for the culinary miracle that it undoubtedly is. That having been said, the makers of the products covered on this site may have taken it a bit too far. Welcome to the world of bacon mints, bacon beer, bacon ice cream and many more. Please be sure to have the antacid of your choice at the ready.
http://www.healthbolt.net/2007/08/01/baconation/

The World’s Largest Gummi Bears

We’ve all enjoyed Gummi Bears. Whether it’s been eating them, admiring their bright and cheerful colors or just seeing them posed in bizarre and disturbingly intriguing sexual positions. However, this site brings it to a new level. They are selling Gummi Bears that are over one thousand (yes, three zeros) larger than normal ones. Now, while I’m sure that they taste fine, I have no idea how one would eat such a thing. I, for one, don’t particularly enjoy having my jaw fused shut for extended periods of time, but to each his own. I just hope that whoever is buying them has their dentist on speed dial.
http://www.worldslargestgummibear.com/

Just one more quick note. I’ve recently decided to drink the Kool-Aid and start playing World of Warcraft (or Warcrack as I like to think of it). If you find yourself in Aggramar and happen upon a bald, gnome mage named Joshu with a big gray beard and a penchant for table dancing, say hi and I’ll get you a cup of tea (10 points to anyone who gets the reference).